Guilty Pleasures, part 2It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.
What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?
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chthonic, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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Easy solution to avoid spunking tax away on the UK and those who would piss it up the wall on chips and scratchcards1. Become a contractor
2. Pay an accountant a slice of your daily / weekly rate (trust me, this is worth every penny)
3. Accrue skills valuable to key employers (wide and disparate - the more the merrier, the more esoteric or borederline the better)
4. Piss off out of the UK and chuckle to yourself in the comfort of your offshore abode as you observe the idiocy that is UK media and populace en masse
Better to spend your energy changing your situation than moaning about it - there will ALWAYS be idiots and scroungers, so the best you can do is work around them with an astute accountant to make sure you don't have to support some lazy twat who's content to live off your 20%.
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