Guilty Pleasures, part 2It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.
What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?
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chthonic, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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Toilet DoorsWhenever I need a shit at work I always head to the downstairs toilets, they're the ones with just a door and a toilet/sink, kind of like a disabled toilet.
Just lately however I've found myself getting more and more annoyed at people who just push the door without looking first to see if its engaged, like a bright red sign is to difficult for them to understand, or maybe they do know and its their way of expressing their interest in using it, kind of like the poeple that sit outside payphones waiting for you to finish.
The way the lock is means the door moves about an inch before jamming closed, what I find myself doing nowadays is sitting there, trousers around my ankles, waiting for that exact moment someone goes to push the door and instead pulling it from my side.
I'm not sure why, part of me hopes that at the other side their just about to put all their weight on it, and by pulling it an inch in they might slip and break their wrist or something. I call it toilet baiting.
Before this I used to just read the Beano... its crap nowadays though
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:41, Reply)
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