Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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I was briefly......an altar boy when I was about 7 years old for a few months. I'm no religious person, I'm indifferent and have no interest in anything religious really. Anyway, that's not the point...
This is not something I feel guilty about really, I think it's quite funny now, but it's something I would have felt guilty about at the time had I been caught. Actually this might explain one or two things about how I've turned out.
Before the ceremony of mass begins, you have to prepare the bread and wine etc on the altar. They used to let me do this. A seven year old kid.
I have to ask myself sometimes did I really used to regularly enjoy myself a big fuck-off gulp of wine, in a "one for the mass, one for me" motion every time I had to do this?
Well, in my defence it tasted so nice and who was going to know about it really...
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PS I hope no one skipped my story apart from the first and last sentence and didn't bother to read the rest. Think about it...
I'm not even admitting to the first CD I bought. That's definitely locked away safely in my brain... Too embarassing...
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 17:50, Reply)
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