Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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DepthChargeNot sure if I've posted this before, but my guilty secret is also my guilty pleasure.
I love to fart when I ride up the tube escalators. You see, the fart mostly stays where it is (obviously with some invisible residue following you). It means that everyone coming up behind you gets it straight in the face.
Whenever I do it, an imaginary submarine commander in my mind whispers dramatically "DepthCharge".
Maybe I should get out more.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:21, Reply)
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