Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
(
Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
« Go Back
Guilty secret part twoI have many times set up a fake msn account and pretended to be a rather attractive young lady in order to snare my 'friends' and get them to blab secrets that I can use in future against them.... I like to think of it as insurance =).
Also, whenever im at work I like to change labels on things so they go to the wrong place or just put boxes in the wrong place anyway so a next day delivery becomes a 48 hour delivery =D, I dread to think how bad ill be at being a teacher.
I like to teach my nephews swear words, although they always know not to use them in front of mummy and daddy... just stick their fingers up at them when their backs are turned, even if my brother and sister-in-law saw the kids would probably get away with it.
Feels better to get these things off my chest =).
Length? doesn't matter at this early stage =)
(, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:37, Reply)
« Go Back