GymsGetting fit should come with a health warning, warns PJM. "In my pursuit of the body beautiful, I've broken three exercise bikes and two running machines, concussed myself and, most distressingly, bruised my testicles." And he's yet to try and get out of his contract...
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:45)
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We've all done itSmashing along on the treadmill that first thought pops into your head. Of course it's discounted straight away, but like a particularly smelly fart it always finds a way out.
As the thought germinates you feel your body going through the motions, it's like a trained army unit - every necessary component does what it's supposed to without any conscious decision.
Finally, mid-stride your legs tense, you jump and...
...rather than executing a perfect twist in the opposite direction with an impeccable dismount that would make OkGo applaud, you fall over and get tangled up in the rubber of the treadmill - losing half the skin on your thighs in the process.
Doesn't stop me doing it every bloomin' time though!
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:52, Reply)
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