Communal pubes
I am a reasonably young woman with a rather slender figure, thanks to a gastrointestinal issue. Yes, kids, nature means I shit myself quite thin indeed.

This time last year, I got the bright idea that what I wanted extra special most of all were some giant muscles. I wanted to flex for Ross Kemp-alikes and put the fear of gangs into them. I wanted to go to the pub and lift hefty strangers as an act of awesome strength to the loving applause of passersby. As such, I joined a gym.

Now, it wasn’t the laziness or the pain or the desire to have squishy muscles that put me off all the working out, it was the shower. The communal shower.

I’m comfortable with my own mimsy, arse and breasts, but not really keen on the bendy-over woman with the giant clitoris. Or standing up after a foot scrub and twanging my face off a middle-aged woman’s tits. Or the fact that strangers’ pubes were on the walls, floor, bench – in fact, I’d leave with more pubes attached to me (and in non-pubic regions) than when I arrived. Or the time somebody curled one out into the drain. Or, or…

Men: you might think it is a soapy, sexy, titty gigglefest. I assure you, it isn’t
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:42, 5 replies)

Although
I am told some men find any/all of those things described more sexy than the idea you're debunking.

So I'm told.
(Slurpy The Frog, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 7:49, closed)

I bet
pillow fights in scampy negligees don't happen either eh?
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 12:16, closed)

No
We wear our cheerleading outfits for that.
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:16, closed)

Pictures..
... etc.

(yes, I know it didn't happen, but I live in hope.)

Amused that the lady's sounds far worse than the gent's. Maybe you should try another gym.

*miserable, fantasy-debunked clickage*
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:37, closed)

*click*
for the phrase 'a soapy, sexy, titty gigglefest'. Yeah, I'm really that mature.
(Ellinikos contains a source of phenylalanine, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:10, closed)