Bizarre habitsSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "Until I pointed it out, my other half use to hang out the washing making sure that both pegs were the same colour. Now she goes out of her way to make sure they never match." Tell us about bizarre rituals, habits and OCD-like behaviour.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:33)
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Speaking of shampoo..I did once attempt a Wild West demonstration of sorts in the shower. For my own edification, you understand. This took the form of lassoing a shampoo bottle with a bit of soap on a rope that was held with nowt but my pendulous cheeks.
I learnt some lessons that day. They were:
1. Wet soap on a rope will not be held by cheeks alone. I had to push it.. further upwards, shall we say. Not altogether unpleasant.
2. If performing (1), rinse ring thoroughly afterwards. Ringpieces dry out alarmingly well, it turns out. Perhaps use a bidet for arsegargling purposes. Not sure what to moisturise with afterwards, though. There's a gap in the market here somewhere...
3. The wet, squelchy popping noise made by pulling said soap out can be curiously satisfying. If trying to repeat this, please bear (2) in mind.
This digression was brought to you by my apparent inability to stop humming 'Ring of Fire' to myself. Damn you, Johnny Cash.
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Haha!This was not something I was expecting to learn today! I'll keep it for a rainy day. Or maybe never... ^-^
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vix0r was not Matthew on, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 20:36,
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