Bizarre habitsSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "Until I pointed it out, my other half use to hang out the washing making sure that both pegs were the same colour. Now she goes out of her way to make sure they never match." Tell us about bizarre rituals, habits and OCD-like behaviour.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:33)
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I'm With your Wife(Not in the biblical sense of course)
I'd get help. Some grade-1 nuttery going on there - but you seem happy enough.
Now what would happen if nasty men broke into your house, held you down and pissed on you.....?
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 11:42,
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(Not in the biblical sense of course)I am
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:13,
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Thankyou, that'll save me a good 5 minutes tonight.
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:18,
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You mean I get to do it twice?(
sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:15,
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"frenziedly masturbate whilst screaming 'not on the work shoes!!!'"is the wrong answer, I'm guessing
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:13,
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I'm not sure sodomy is biblical...But if it is, I am!
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:29,
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Oh it isIt's named after the Biblical city of Sodom, hence the great line in Blackadder:
"I will do unto you as God did to the Sodomites!"
"What did God do to the Sodomites?"
"Dunno, but I can't imagine it was much worse that what they used to do to each other."
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:27,
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*facepalms*Clearly it's biblical. For some reason I was thinking biblical = approved behaviour by God.
Duh.
I blame 12 hour days.
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:38,
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