Carnation milk
is bloody excellent if you are making custard with it. One third Carnation, the rest normal milk; Yum!

Tuna tastes much better when drowned in Worcestershire sauce

Anyway, here is some nasty stuff.

1. Root Beer. This stuff tastes like something you would rub on the outside of a horse that is suffering from muscle strain.

2. Tripe and Cow-heel. Both mentioned seperately but, when combined, truly the most sickening, stinking obnoxious piles of wobbling white shit ever to disgrace a dining table. Not even suited for dogs.

3. All American chocolate. I live here and it truly is the most appalling waste of decent cocoa beans ever. The taste of wax with the consistency of grit. Watch an American's face as he tastes a real Malteser for the first time; the revelation that chocolate is actually damned good.

4. Butter beans. I love most veggies, but these things are the devil's gonads.

5. Most japanese food. Simply horrible. You can keep your fancy, yuppie sushi bars thanks. If I want to eat raw sea creatures I'll transmute myself into a shark. Even then I would never eat sea cucumber.

6. Norwegian Christmas dinner. Seems to consist of varieties of wobbly lumps of different kinds of fat. At least it saves family arguments at christmas; everybody agrees that the food is shit.

There are others, but I have just eaten my lunch and really don't facncy regurgitating it.
(ianisme, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 20:59, Reply)