HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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I used to go to this Penty churchand there was a guy who always used to fall asleep during the sermons, and when he woke up he'd shout "amen!" so as to look like he was getting into it.
He was know as Tony and the mis-placed Amen, 'cause they were always in the wrong place..
Preacher:"I used to think that Christians were stupid" Tony:"AMEN!" etc.
He was with it once though. Visiting another church, some girl got up to speak and introduced herself as Eve. He chipped in "well I'm Adam". They ended up married.
(, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 14:20, Reply)
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