HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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At a well-attended all-night fillum showat UMIST in about 1980, we had reached the bit in 'The Omen' where Gregory Peck goes back to his house after a funeral, knowing that his little son is in fact a terrible murderer.
He enters the front door silently, looks around warily, and stealthily climbs the stairs. Tension mounts - where is the killer? Will Peck be the next victim?
Suddenly, a drunken voice called out from the back, in Panto stylee, 'LOOK BE'IND YER!' and the place exploded with laughter and applause, totally destroying the 'moment'.
Yup, it was me, and I'm sorry.
(, Sun 9 Apr 2006, 18:39, Reply)
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