HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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PE teachers deserve itAfter the 3rd Year C team trudged off the pitch following another 78 - 5 humping off of another school's D team, we retreated to the changing room to apply deep heat and plasters, in order to survive for the rest of the day. Instead of letting us leave and get on with our lives as we'd have all preferred, the coach turns up and starts giving us his best 'Hard luck, you looked good for the first 9 seconds...' speech, which went on for ages.
Itching to get up and leave, we tried hinting that we weren't interested. At the point in the speech when he began making excuses he said 'Now you're all quite young, as a team you're very raw...' to which I wittily interjected:
'Aye, yer maw.'
I think it was the fact that it rhymed made him pause for long enough for someone to say that they had to get a move on.
(, Sun 9 Apr 2006, 20:50, Reply)
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