HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Snow BallsNot mine, but one from when my Mum took my big Bro to see the Panto of "Cindarella".
It had got to the usual bit in the proceedings, when Buttons gets some volunteer kids up on stage to tell jokes, and give them sweets.
One little girl gets up, and stands there waiting to be asked for her joke, with a niaghty glint in her eyes... finally, it's her turn:
"What's the difference between SnowMen and SnowWomen?"
"...?"
"SNOW BALLS!!!!"
Cue the Pantomime Dame pissing her(him?)self, the Mother of the girl running onto stage, smacking her and dragging her out of the theatre, and poor Buttons standing there lost for words.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 11:02, Reply)
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