I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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i sold my soulfor good looks,charm,money and skills.
unfortunately,while the devil did promise to keep me young,he didn't promise to stop the development of full-on neuroses,so here i am,agoraphobic,nihilistic and addicted to sleepy-time pills.
i shoulda had a lawyer look over the contract.
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bad idea!All lawyers are in the employ of the devil.
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A lawyer wouldn't have told youabout the Devil screwing you over.
They call it "professional courtesy".
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uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 15:54,
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