*clicks*
I did something very similar the other day when I was approached by the friends of Jesus, except my argument was mostly based around Christmas as I was in a festive mood.

The reason they approached me? Because I was smoking. Where in the Bible does it say 'Thou shoult not smoke the dirty tobacco?'. Hmmm.
(missc, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:21, 1 reply)

I expect that they have noted that nobody smokes in the bible.
Nobody smokes in the bible. Therefore smoking is a non-god approved activity. Or some rubbish like that.

Of course they don't know about the missing passages from the Wedding Feast at Cana :

"11: And verily Mary the Mother of Jesus then saith unto him 'Oh Jesus I'm gasping for a fag, why do I only smoke when I've been drinking?'. 12:And Jesus saith 'It's because it's sociable innit?' 13:and he took some tapers and prayed to the LORD and behold they were not tapers but cigarettes, 14:yea, not roll-ups but nice Sobranie Cocktails, with gold tips and coloured paper and everything. 15:And the guests at the feast were much amazed, for Sobranie Cocktails are dead classy and quite expensive and also tobacco hadn't been invented yet. 16:And then Judas saith "These are smokes for poofs, can't we have some nice cigars instead" etc etc.
(richardm, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:45, closed)

^^this
is actually a lot funnier than what I'd written, and is worthy of a post of its own...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:52, closed)