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This is a question I'm going to Hell...

...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.

Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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I've considered it, but bearing in mind some of the nutjobs you
get on animal liberation and scientology websites, I'd rather keep most of my exploits as anonymous as possible to avoid getting some stalker round my house. I really wouldn't put it past them to try and track me down.

With that said, I also had fun on my friend's world of warcraft. I got a kid grounded once. We were carrying out some shitty quest thing and so all the people chat into their nerdy little microphones. Suddenly this little American kid says "Shh! Everybody shhh! My mom's coming in and I'm not meant ot be playin'!"
We sat in silence as we heard his mother saying "Why haven't you started your homework? Were you on the computer? I told you not to play that silly Warcraft game until after eight thirty!"
"No mom I was checking emails now I'm gonna start my homework"
...at this point I screamed into the microphone at the top of my lungs "CUNTING MINGE!"
Silence. THen his mother said "What was that? You WERE playing world of warcraft weren't you! You're grounded mister!"
We logged off to the sound of this kid crying his eyes out.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:06, Reply)

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