I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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The Birthday CardI was spending an evening in the company of a good friend of mine, Boris.
For some reason, we were debating what the best Birthday card ever would be.
In an uncharacteristic display of un-PC-ness, we decided that a picture of a gentleman afflicted with Downs syndrome, dropping a birthday cake, with the words "Happy Retard Day, You Fucking Loser", would be the pinnacle of Birthday greetings.
In an attempt to remember the text, Boris saved it to his phone, and we vowed to put them into production.
A few weeks later, we'd forgotten all about out multi-million-pound idea.
I got a call from Boris.
"Kaol, I've done something really stupid."
"Right... What is it this time?"
"Well, you know that card idea we had? I kinda sent the message with it saved in to someone."
"Oh... Who was it?"
"A client of mine."
"Nice work... So, you've just sent a message to him saying "Happy Retard Day, You Fucking Loser"... See you in Hell."
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Cawl, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:24,
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Thisis good clicky shit, right here.
But others of you planning on clicking cos you think there might be any hint of remorse here, think again. I heard Kaol tell this story and he laughed so hard I called the police.
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thealternativefact, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:11,
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