ok
if this guy isn't going to hell for doing this to his children, who is?! what a total and utter bellend.

it can be summarised as this:

3 year old - adolf hitler campbell
2 year old - joycelynn aryan nation campbell
baby - honszlynn hinler jeannie campbell

so far, the local bakery has refused to make little adolf a birthday cake. imagine what is going to happen to him when he gets to school!!


A US bakery has refused to decorate a three-year-old's birthday cake with his name - Adolf Hitler Campbell.

The trouble, the New Jersey shop said, was that it was "inappropriate" to put such a name on the cake.

But the little boy's father, Heath Campbell, said it was unfair of ShopRite supermarket to turn down his request.

Heath Campbell said he named his son after Adolf Hitler because he liked the name and because "no one else in the world would have that name".

Referring to the baker's decision, he said: "They need to accept a name. A name's a name.

"The kid isn't going to grow up and do what Hitler did."

But the problem does not stop there.

The shop has also refused to make a cake for Mr Campbell's second child, who turns two next February.

Her name is JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell.

Heath and Deborah Campbell's third child will probably not get a cake from that shop either.

The eight-month-old baby has been named Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell, apparently a reference to one of the Nazi's most monstrous leaders, SS head Heinrich Himmler.

For the time being, the matter has been settled - the Campbells had their cake made by Wal-Mart.




( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:04, 17 replies)

I agree,
I just saw this when checking my emails, what an absolute dick.
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:22, closed)

Wal-mart
has a monopoly on the neo Nazi children's celebrationary baked goods decoration industry.
(LickOutTheJamsMotherfuckers!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:25, closed)

maybe
they sabotaged it.

i would make him a cake alright, the twat.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:28, closed)

Un-be-fucking-leivable!
What are the odds!

That's why my kids are called.

Copying bastard must've seen my website:

www.pooflakeskidsarelittlenazis.com.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:20, closed)

...
Psst! Pooflake! Edit your link to I Love Horses!
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:25, closed)

ooh, how about 'lemonparty' instead...?


/gets banned.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:34, closed)

haha
grins :)
(Freddles, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 0:27, closed)

Wow
That is so odd.


*beckons little Joe Stalin Powervator to the dinner table*
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:25, closed)

well...
I think the Campbell surname is a souper one.

(badum-tish!)
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:31, closed)

Oh dear
There is no such thing as Campbells now in the UK. They were taken over by Premier Foods. The soup is now known as 'Batchelors Condensed Soup.'

Relax though, as the recipe is the same (for now!)

But your joke..."I think the 'Batchelors Condensed Soup' surname is souper" is still a classic!
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:35, closed)

Am I right in thinking
that you are not allowed to call your children things like that in the UK.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:23, closed)

He should make his own cake.
He'd need some WHITE FLOUR!

Although he'd probably deny it had gone in the oven.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 0:12, closed)

^^
Best reply!
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 1:48, closed)

^^this
Clicked, even though clicking doesn't actually do anything...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 1:54, closed)

Oh those poor kids!
they are either going to get beat up every day the rest of their lives and/or end up in prison...
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 1:50, closed)

Ah hah hah ...
I read an addendum to that story

~~~~~~~~~

"Other kids get their cake. I get a hard time," Heath Campbell, 35, said. "It's not fair to my children." The chain offered to leave the cake blank for the Campbells to decorate themselves, but the family rejected the offer.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

Other kids parents don't name their spawn Adolf Fucking Hitler!! Stupid brain-donor waste of oxygen.

What did he honestly expect? Unruffled acceptance? Compliments? Extra cash off the state for being only just smart enough to breed?

Poor kid's going to be a Mormon for sure.
(Que?, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 1:51, closed)

Pfft
So this would be page one of the Only in America book, wouldn't it?
(AusMark, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 2:04, closed)