I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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I was talking about operations when at a friend's houseI was saying how I always use emla cream (that numbs your hand) before having the needle put in.
He asked if I'd thought about getting the mask.
'No', replies I, 'I feel like a Jew when they gas me.'
Then I remembered he was a Jew. Oops.
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:51,
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