I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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I'm probably going to offend victims of the Nazis, opponents of the Nazis, and Nazis.STIMULUS:
A US bakery has refused to decorate a three-year-old's birthday cake with his name - Adolf Hitler Campbell.
The trouble, the New Jersey shop said, was that it was "inappropriate" to put such a name on the cake.
But the little boy's father, Heath Campbell, said it was unfair of ShopRite supermarket to turn down his request.
Heath Campbell said he named his son after Adolf Hitler because he liked the name and because "no one else in the world would have that name".
Referring to the baker's decision, he said: "They need to accept a name. A name's a name.
"The kid isn't going to grow up and do what Hitler did."
But the problem does not stop there.
The shop has also refused to make a cake for Mr Campbell's second child, who turns two next February.
Her name is JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell.
Heath and Deborah Campbell's third child will probably not get a cake from that shop either.
The eight-month-old baby has been named Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell, apparently a reference to one of the Nazi's most monstrous leaders, SS head Heinrich Himmler.
For the time being, the matter has been settled - the Campbells had their cake made by Wal-Mart.
RESPONSE:
The father should just make his own cake.
He'd need some WHITE FLOUR!
Although he'd probably deny it had gone in the oven.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 4:01, 1 reply)
Well, as a holocaust denying jew nazi sympathiser(and former baker), I am disgusted at your attitude!
*click*
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 9:23, closed)
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