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This is a question I'm going to Hell...

...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.

Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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I was rather expecting you to say
that you found them dead or took a dump in their wardrobe or something too!

I did a similar thing, by giving my neighbours house keys (they were on honey moon and entrusted me to look after their pad) to my other neighbours 'bad boy' son....he had parties drank all their drinks ate their food, and burn't their carpet, shagged in their bed etc etc then gave me the keys back and expected me to face the music for him.

I grassed on him cos i was only about 10 and he was 15. That wasn't the best idea.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:03, 1 reply)
At least you had the keys.
I smashed a window :(
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:06, closed)
That.....
Is pure genius!! I like it. I guess you would be least suspected being the neighbour too! hahahaha
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:19, closed)
Possibly.
Although I'd had no run-ins with the law previous to that, and despite my drunken demeanor I was 'careful' so nothing ever came of it. Thank fuck.

Nothing, that is, except them moving house six months later.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:50, closed)
Forgot to say have a
click!!
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:20, closed)

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