There was a midget in love it magazine a few months ago.
Who wanted to be a glamour model. I showed Boss Keloid the article and he told me that he knows a midget man who fucked her. Apparently her vagina looked like a plucked turkey.
( wanderlust, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 15:28, 2 replies)

better than an unplucked one
I suppose...
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 15:36, closed)

You could
Make a lot of money with one like that. Unplucked I mean.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 15:38, closed)

Yes...

But did it taste like one?
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 15:37, closed)

Bootiful...
*spangs self with turkey twizzler*
( Cawl, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 15:42, closed)

*spang*
*steals turkey twizzler*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 15:45, closed)

*runs up to tulip*
*twizzles her turkey*
( wanderlust, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:06, closed)

*shrieks*
oh, it's you, Lusty!

*twizzles turkey twizzler at lusty*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:12, closed)