Sales Director
Well I do hate salesman, all that smarmy stuff and stabbing people in the back sort of thing. Well I worked for an IT company in Liverpool which also had a office in London. The sales director was a right dickhead and i couldnt stand him, things got worse when he promised to pay me overtime to go to germany to sort out some problems and then renaged when I got back.

This was about the time when windows was shoddier than it is today and it was possible to send a remote command to any windows pc and have it immediately reboot with no explanation(for IT Geeks it was the ping of death). So everyday at preciesly 3pm I would nuke his pc in London from liverpool. I kept this up for a number of weeks chuckling away to myself as I did it.

I found out later that he had his computer replaced four times, and would invite people into his office at 3pm each day to watch his pc miraculously reboot.
(wardicus, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 21:01, 1 reply)

heh heh!
I used to call a fax machine (with a loud ringer on it) across the office from me every time a certain person who I couldn't stand walked past it.

It got to the point where she would stop, then try to run past it in the hope it wouldn't ring again.

Eventually somebody turned the ring off. It was fun while it lasted.
( finnbar has officially retired, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 9:59, closed)