Horrible things I've done to a loved oneYou shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
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I used to sleep-piss as a child.I recall being woken by my mother just as I was pointing my tiny todger into the washing machine which, oddly, had the door open.
I was also woken, over a decade later, by a friend's housemate just as I was about to let loose on his bedroom floor -- I'm just glad he was a light sleeper.
Not done it since thoug, yet, but hotel bedrooms have almost caught me a few times.
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