House Guests"Last week," Ungersven confesses, "I vomited over almost everything in a friend's spare room. The only thing to escape the deluge was the rather attractive (alas engaged) French girl who was sharing the bed with me." Tell us about nightmare guests or Fred West-a-like hosts.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:20)
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One for EastEnders fansA former colleague had quite a complicated love (ie boning) life, which I never could quite untangle. One of her paramours (ie bonees) does stick in my mind, however. It turns out he had a bit off a problem with sleep-wazzing. If he drank too much, there was a chance he might end up weeing somewhere inappropriate. She found this out when she woke up post-bone to find him micturating into the urinal-shaped structure in the corner of the room... a cot. He was pissing all over her baby. The baby didn't cry though, so I don't know what that says about the bloodline and would rather not think about it.
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