ah fat people. What could be better comic materiel?
Fat ginger people.

I was sat in a local cafe recently trying not to stare at a fat ginger kid with two HUGE mongoloid shouty sweary parents. Having had my attention irremovably focussed on them for some time, I started (gasp) to feel some sympathy for this poor kid; I mean, his parents were simply irredeemably dreadful; great corpulent shambling tattooed horrors, grunting, smoking and swearing through their nicotined wrinkles and puffy bewildered scowls. You know the sort.

So anyway, the poor little fat ginger kid* was trying to leave some of his full fat english breakfast (toast fried in lard, proudly boasted by waitress) as he wasn't hungry any more, only to be scowled and viciously sworn at by his progenitors; you know, "fakkin ea' i' you caaaahnt'

So it was with true delight, realio genuine squee, that I witnessed his mother's chair collapse under her, followed near instantly by the entire place collapsing in hysterics.

'fakkin thin', is dangerous, I should sue' (etc etc ad nauseum).

Fat boy, if you're out there; your parents are fucking dreadful; this was the universe giving you a quick hint and a point in the right direction; they are dragging you down to their level of hate and gluttony. Escape them while you can.





*first time this sentence has ever been written down?
(pounana Slept well, and dreamed of large women, on, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 20:58, Reply)