House Guests"Last week," Ungersven confesses, "I vomited over almost everything in a friend's spare room. The only thing to escape the deluge was the rather attractive (alas engaged) French girl who was sharing the bed with me." Tell us about nightmare guests or Fred West-a-like hosts.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:20)
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I am a bad house guestSome years ago, I pulled a friend of a friend while out on the lash. The next morning he was very keen to get rid of me. It didn't take long for realisation to dawn on me that I'd been sleepwalking and pissing again.
Apparently, I got up in the middle of the night and started pissing on his bed. He held a cup underneath the stream to catch it all then stupidly gave me said cup to dispose of. So I threw it out of the window.
Never saw him again. Can't think why.
(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:52, 1 reply)
He should have left it by your bed for you to enjoy in the morning...(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 14:10, closed)
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