HousematesCatch21 says "I go out of my way to make life hell for my shitty middle-class housemates who go running to the landlord every time I break wind". Weird housemates are the gift that keep on giving - tell us about yours.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:28)
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A great guy from Yorkshire.When Jon (room turfed and tent pitched) moved out of halls into a shared house one of his housemates was homosexual, and every time we saw Jon it was "... Lee, he's gay." Jon told us he got home one day to find Lee had come over all domesticated and had decided to defrost the freezer. To speed up the process he was removing the ice using a vibrator. (Jon was rather innocent at the time so a friend explained what it was.)
The time came for us to pay a visit to him and he excitedly introduced us to his housemates. "This is Fred doing Chem eng, Bert doing Zooology, and this is Lee who's g...a great guy from Yorkshire!"
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