HousematesCatch21 says "I go out of my way to make life hell for my shitty middle-class housemates who go running to the landlord every time I break wind". Weird housemates are the gift that keep on giving - tell us about yours.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:28)
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House partyOnce long ago in a galaxy far, far away (Southampton) we decided to have a house party.
I was living with my landlord who as a lovely guy but bit of a geek and his lodgers were all considered 'the cool crowd' at the time.
The house party was great. We had about 50-80 people turning up and everything was going swimmingly.
Unfortunately my landlord's ex also found out that the party was afoot and sneaked in an elderly tramp and his crack addict 'girlfriend'.
They proceeded to get wasted and pass out in the TV room where girlfriend lay sprawled, minishirted, knickerless and (to put politely) very evidently on her monthly bicycle with the evidence slowly making it's way down her legs.
The memory still haunts me to this day.
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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:18,
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