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Catch21 says "I go out of my way to make life hell for my shitty middle-class housemates who go running to the landlord every time I break wind". Weird housemates are the gift that keep on giving - tell us about yours.

(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:28)
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At uni I was forced to live
with this guy that no one else would. He got kicked out of one house because he absolutely refused to have meat in the house. They put him in a more lefty/hippy house, but he got kicked out of there for being racist. He was a veget-aryan.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:55, 5 replies)
Oooooooohhhhhhhh !!!
That's good! Thats actually the best thing ever!

Nice one!

EDIT - *click* (of course)!
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:57, closed)
Clickety click
yep i like that
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:00, closed)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aryan
Just saying, like.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:35, closed)
I knew a hirsute chick...
...who used to fuck herself with a carrot.
She was a veggie - hairy 'un.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:54, closed)
One of my former housemates
Ryan, as his parents named him. Not a bad guy overall, if a bit silent. We didn't talk much, but got along fine anyway.

His one major flaw, though, and my only source of irritation, whas his complete inability to cope with alcohol.

You see, whenever he got drunk (something that took less beer than one'd need to drown a fly in), he'd start reciting quotes from a well known anime series. Loudly.

And gradually, things seemed to got worse. So much so, in fact, that a couple of weeks ago, neighbours called the police to complain. Minutes later, two cops showed up at the door, asking us to please silence this annoying, drunken, shouting Vegeta-Ryan.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:26, closed)

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