Unlocked room a foolish mistake!
I think we are all each others housemates from hell, All 6 of us are pretty tight. Plenty of pluses but we basically have little to no boundarys with eachother. Immense mirth is gained from humilating that days target to to the lowest possible extent. This weekend one foolish follish little housemate S went away for the weekend.

The rest of us had super important essays to do so obviously we

put her bed at a 90 degreee angle up against the wall and pinned all the sheets in place so her bed was perfectly made just perpindicular to its original.

taped all her toothbrushes, toothpaste, make up etc to the ceiling

swopped the contents of her cupboard with the content of her wardrobe, the contents of her bookshelf with the fridge, and the contents of her drawers with the cutlery.

took all her meteal grooming stuff (tweezers nail clippers etc) and jewelrry and froze it in a tub of water in the freezer

and marked out a dead body on the floor CSI style

pretty tame I know in comparison to the other stuff on here but it happened this week and we liked it!

To be honest we are the flat that invented Loveknobs (take a song with the word love in it and replace it with knob. HOURS neigh WEEKS of fun, knob will tear us apart and If this aint knob then why does it feel so good being out top faves at the mo) So honestly I think she really should of expected nothing less.
(I don't like to brush my hair, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 0:47, 9 replies)

The fridge and he bookshelf
Seems a bit mean. Did she have any perishables? Otherwise, BRILLIANT!
(Helixdaunting, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:15, closed)

ha perishables
we changed the fridge over just before we went to pick her up from the station. Plus in our halls the temp difference between the fridge and our bedrooms is neglible.
(I don't like to brush my hair, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 2:41, closed)

I want to go to uni.
But it's this sort of thing that stops me. I don't think I could cope with it. Oh look, you've wrapped all my belongings in cling film. Excuse me, I think my sides have just split.

Well that, and the thought of three years in England.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:52, closed)

She Knobs You, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah...
"... and with a knob like that, you know you should be glad"

Oh, the possibilities...
(Capo, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:50, closed)

Far too many to resist
A groovy kind of knob
Knob don't come easy
"I'm mister knobber knobber"
Knob in vain (after too many beers?)

And *my* favourite (from The Way You Look Tonight): "Knobbly... never, ever change."

Edit: *click* for the game, thank you so much for this.
( Scrumper, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:29, closed)

You sir,
are a cunt.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:01, closed)

actually
i am a lady
(I don't like to brush my hair, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:11, closed)

you ma'am
has a c- OK I'll shush.

Maybe Gareth had his makeup taped to the ceiling?
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:42, closed)

almost definitly
its bringing back horrible memorys of his super fave raspberry glitter lipgloss that was limited editio on the the cover of mizz magazine being just out of reach.
(I don't like to brush my hair, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:37, closed)