HousematesCatch21 says "I go out of my way to make life hell for my shitty middle-class housemates who go running to the landlord every time I break wind". Weird housemates are the gift that keep on giving - tell us about yours.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:28)
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I miss Germany...Many moons ago in the Army, close to Christmas in Minden. My Room mate, Ali (a Pisshead of the really rough sort) fell into the room at about 3 in the morning. Being used to this I just turned over and was about to go back to sleep when I heard someone playing the Guitar and singing Jingle Bells in a Quivering voice. Lo and behold, at the foot of Ali`s bet sat a young German fella', somewhat the worse for wear. He had been busking in the Pub behind the Barracks and Ali had decided that he needed to be sung to sleep. He more or less kidnapped the guy, somehow managed to sneak him in to camp and dragged him back to the block, threatening to kill him if he didn`t sing. I have never seen anybody so shit scared in all my life! - Luckily Ali was crashed the minute he hit the matress and we managed to smuggle the guy back out without any incident.
The same Ali also returned on other occasions with things he'd stolen. A whopping great huge Petrol station sign and a complete Roof Rack from an RMP ford escort - complete with Blue lights, and MP Sign - that one cost him 28 days in jail and a lot of beer tokens!
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Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:48,
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Monkey BaitingWe had 101 Provo company HQ on our camp. 20 new land rovers turned up one day and we had the blue lights and MP plates off all of them that night.
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