HousematesCatch21 says "I go out of my way to make life hell for my shitty middle-class housemates who go running to the landlord every time I break wind". Weird housemates are the gift that keep on giving - tell us about yours.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:28)
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Bukkake FlashmobHarold arrived in my shared house in 1994. He quickly endeared himself to the populace by leaving turds of biblical proportions unflushed in the toilet bowl for us to admire and congratulate him on, and leaving hardcore dutch pornography lying around the house.
One of the other housemates allowed a girl from his course to sleep off her Saturday night's libations on our sofa. Harold took it upon himself to ejaculate copiously over her comatose face. I was surprised one human being could produce so much ejaculate in one sitting, at least that was before I was priveliged to sit through a Peter North film.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:50, Reply)
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