HousematesCatch21 says "I go out of my way to make life hell for my shitty middle-class housemates who go running to the landlord every time I break wind". Weird housemates are the gift that keep on giving - tell us about yours.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:28)
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Talking of sex-related liesI was lying in bed one day and I must have started napping because my flatmate walked in and saw me asleep and she must have seen my stiffy, because she couldn't help herself - she started wanking me off and then she sat on top of it and started riding me. I woke up and was like "what the fuck" but she took off her top showing me her DD tits and I was like "wow, whatever", and she had three orgasms.
That was my best sex-related lie. Get it? Because I was lying down! And then had sex!
Apologies for length
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 7:32, 3 replies)
And then my uncle buttfucked me!(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 7:35, closed)
This I can believe!(
whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:57,
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