Samson and Nero
Last year I missed out on halls of residents so ended up in a house with 3 other lads, none of us knew eachother, but we all got on pretty well. Myself and one of the other lads (Graham) were enjoying the house, but started to notice the increasingly strange behaviour of our other housemates, Samson and Nero. We were suspicious of Samson to start with, mainly because he claimed to be from Cameroon but his accent didn't seem to fit, but that's not why he was weird. He only owned one pair of y-fronts, which he chose to clean in the bath every morning...

Now, while that was weird, he was no match for Nero. Nero used to try and talk to us when we'd clearly decided the conversation was over and had a habit of waiting in the dark in either the corridor or the living room for one of us to come down so he could talk to us (he went as far as to try and get into the bathroom to talk to me while I was in the shower. But this wasn't what was scary about Nero, because me and Graham had a key to his room we chose to break in one day and look on his computer. While searching for videos he'd watched on realplayer, there it was, in all it's glory, a video entitled, "Sex with young girls 7." This was swiftly followed by us replacing all of his videos with gay porn and keeping the filenames the same to teach him a lesson for being a filthy perve... but he probably enjoyed that.

Apologies for length are fake.
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