It burns when i pee
Female flatmate decides that because we both have ovaries its okay to share information like every time she gets cystitis - I don't like you and quite frankly I’m glad it burns when you pee think of it as reverse karma for telling me!

I also don't need to know about your smear test. Ever.

Oh and you having dyslexia is nothing like the kid in the documentary having autism.

And one flatmate managed to have feet that not only smelled of feet but had a salt and vinegar whiff about them that managed to stink out the entire house. He also had a fear of showers.
(DryGoldfish, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:56, Reply)