The words 'Carbon Footprint' always wind me up
A while back, the Metro paper printed a whimsical story about a man who was trying to raise money to fly out to Australia for the weekend to attend his best friend's stag night.

The next day the letters page had some angry environmentalist kicking off about how this bloke was very irresponsible and flying off to Australia for one day would give him such a huge carbon footprint he'd be single-handedly destroying planet earth, and all that indignant crap.

The day after that there was another letter from a more sensible person, calmly pointing out that the planes would still be flying regardless of whether the man was on them or not.
(Uncle Comrade, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:20, 1 reply)

Carbon Footprint?
Thats what I leave on the hall carpet when I'm changing the oil in my 4x4!
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 20:51, closed)

Murderer

( Reginald Von Hammercock, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:31, closed)