True. Very true.
I remember going for a lunchtime drink with a girl I work with. She spent the hour talking to the bulge in my pants (front of the trousers, not the back).

Maybe the difference was that I was incredibly proud of this, whereas I've yet to meet a woman who openly likes a man to talk to her chest???

Hmmm...
( SpankyHanky, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:57, 1 reply)

Ah, the old classic Irish joke, innit?
Punchline: 'For feck's sake, Seamus - you're supposed to put a potato down the FRONT of yer swimming trunks'....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:17, closed)

I fucking love that joke
always have since I first heard it when I was a nipper.
( SpankyHanky, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:28, closed)

Me too
The thought of the chap strutting about by the pool, perplexed by the looks of revulsion coming from all the 'hot ladies' cracks me up to this very day.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:54, closed)

Haha, me too :D

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:19, closed)