Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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/Would?It was induction day for the Year-5s-soon-to be-7s at our school not long ago. You know, a bunch of terrified nine year olds come to suss out the place.
Anyway, the guys in my Science class (15 year olds) were discussing which Year 7s were alright looking, and which they would 'have'. A lot of red faces and staring at the floor was involved.
Nick Spruce then turns to the teacher 'Miss, when are the year 5s getting here?'
He's never going to live that one down.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:02, Reply)
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