Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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Back in comprehensive...Our school had a youth club disco every few months. The entry fee rose from a meger 30p to a huge 50p for the occasion.
One girl in my form class, having spent all her money on Lambrini loudly announced to everyone that she would 'do something' for whoever gave her 50p. Most people ignored, not wanting to look like a pervert but one lad gave her the cash and then dragged her into the bushes where he promptly fucked her up the arse. She spent the rest of the night with jism caked all over the back of her jeans and gained the quite unimaginitive nickname of '50 pence'.
She pretty much got hounded out of school after the incident and now has two kids to two blokes.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:27, Reply)
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