Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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Dodgy PensionersMe and a friend were walking through Canterbury's shopping district, and we passed by a shop dedicated to the natural world. Standing by the door were an old couple, testing out pairs of binoculars.
Unfortunately for them, said nature shop happens to be directly opposite an Early Learning Centre, so it looked for all the world like these two pensioners (rather unwisely dressed in big coats) were checking out the little kiddies.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 19:31, Reply)
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