Silly scientist
An American scientist that I worked for had been burgled. Whilst back in the US his house had been almost stripped; every electrical item taken and the freezer half emptied.
He informed us that the culprits must have been "Dope smokers". Their insatiable munchies had lured them to his freezer, full of _frozen_ food. I guess the hi-fi and telly were an unexpected bonus to the hash pipe crazed junkies.

Actual culprits were a chav family known to the police. All the stolen goods were in their garage 5 miles from the crime scene, don't know if any of the food was left. (Chav as in urban white scum, not Gypsy, Didicoy or any other race/colour group)
(mrdirtylegs, Wed 12 Jan 2005, 15:16, Reply)