My Aunt
Is a goldmine for great quotes:

“Two heavy bags of shopping aren’t light to carry”

- Once left a note on the kitchen table for her daughter saying, “If you haven’t got a key to get in the house, we’re in the pub”

- After getting a drink of sparkling fruit flavoured water from Mum – “Is that the water you get from your tap”

- Her comment on AIDS: “Some fecker sat on a toilet and brought that back with him”

In holiday in Cyprus commenting on how bright the moon was: "And they try to tell us that's the same moon we have in England!"

There's plenty more I'm sure
(deane1980 - I wasn't working at:, Wed 12 Jan 2005, 21:42, Reply)