A few
My nan, upon seeing a TNT lorry pass us on the motorway:

"Isn't it dangerous to drive around with a lorry full of dynamite?"

My old boss:

"The client is jumping up and down like an angry farmer!"

Holly Valance:

"You can give yourself cancer if you're thinking bad thoughts about people"

And folks, try and remember that it's pronounced "in excess", not "inxs".
(casper the friendly ghost, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 7:07, Reply)