As a teenager, I was made to see a Freudian analyst
Whilst sleeping, I used to fuck my pillows so vigorously that the seams would split and the stuffing would come out in a feathery, gloopy mess. I was too embarrassed to talk to my parents about it; I hoped I'd grow out of it before they noticed but my parents decided I needed psychotherapy.

Apparently, this was my hole shame Id vice that I ignored but it led to my down fail.
( wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:48, 3 replies)

Well played, sir
A cut above the other puns so far
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:03, closed)

Cheers
Thought it was OKish (bit weak in the middle) but like you say, not much to compare with so far.
( wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:53, closed)

Oh bravo.

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 18:10, closed)