I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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I hurt my rude bitswhilst at school we were playing "pile ons" as you do. I jumped on top and then straight off. I felt a searing pain in my left arse cheek. I asked If any one had anything sharp in their pockets and this kid pulled out a knife with a 3inch blade. I had landed on top of it am now left with nice scar. On another occasion I shot a friend with a home made bow and arrow straight in the nuts. He went down like a sack of shit
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 16:23, Reply)
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