I Hurt My Rude Bits, AgainMy commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:50)
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Ow.Booby trapping one's fanny seems like a drastic way of saying "not tonight, darling".
Also, "lunar disturbance" makes it sound like you were shagging a werewolf.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:56,
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Don't werewolvescome quite shaggy already, therefore no need to shag them?
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