I Hurt My Rude Bits, AgainMy commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:50)
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Rather that the standard scream of "accord" on biological groundsI'm just going to say I hope you sent her to her doctors faster than you went to yours, chap, because if you got anywhere near it then it's come out through her cervix, and that's medically what's categorised as "a bad thing"
"lunar disturbance" though. Take a fucking bow, son, take. a. bow.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:55,
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actuallyfrom what i understand it's meant to lie low in the cervix and hang out partially.
I can vouch for this story on the basis that this has happened to me also. Not the piercing, but the touching of tip and coil. Not pleasant.
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It's the plastic 'strings'attached to the base of the coil. They hang through the cervix, so to be grasped (by pliers!) when the coil needs to be removed. The coil itself is safely tucked into the uterus and doesn't poke out - or if it does, it's doctor time!
Mrs had to have her coil strings trimmed, they kept poking me in the bellend.
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Fronds are waving gently on, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 1:05,
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