Impromptu Games You PlayMe and the missus were at London Zoo the other day. We invented a great game called "Spot the Paedo." We counted about 8 single men with suspicious facial hair before the end of the day. What games have you made up on the spot to play with your friends?
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rob, Mon 29 Mar 2004, 15:50)
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Mrs Mutton the Italian Freak of NatureWe had one customer we would play a game with each week - a very snotty Italian lady who outlined her mouth in black pen & had a bona fide David Dickinson tan. She drove a Ferrari and each saturday would come to our garage to Jet Wash it. In her Stilletos.
The game was "how many innapropriate items of clothing that Mrs Mutton (not her real name)would don for the grand Ferrari Jet-Wash.
I think the record was as follows:
1 Pair of extremely high and tottery stilletos
1 plaid miniskirt
1 frilly low cut lycra top exposing vast expanses of wrinkly sun damaged cleavage
2 Sainsbury's carrier bags over the top of stillettos to "protect them" I guess ?
1 Pair pink rubber gloves
1 Plastic shower cap (as found in hotel rooms)
Needless to say she provided hours of entertainment for both us and the queue of people paying for their fuel.
(, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 13:41, Reply)
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